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sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

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yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

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thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

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semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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i-came-from-baltimore:

oh my god 

i-came-from-baltimore:

oh my god 

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funnynrandom:

Honest Slogans.

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wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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chilling-with-changmin:

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

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sixty-nining:

bearsdale:

i-am-i-am-i-am:

I Miss You (Acoustic) - Blink-182

My ears puked blood and overjoy the nanosecond it started.

Well this is a bit perfect

Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head

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blondeisawesome:

What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, and evening TV?

blondeisawesome:

What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paper boy, and evening TV?

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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sagittariusprincessxo:

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salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

SKILLLLZ

sagittariusprincessxo:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

SKILLLLZ

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