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Put a percent in my ask box.

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

(Source: carsonmitchell, via kidkev1n)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via thats-what-you-call-a-dream)

holothewolf-x:

areyouhappyenough:

it’s all about perspective.

this has 100k notes and I knew someone who thought of this 2 years ago

holothewolf-x:

areyouhappyenough:

it’s all about perspective.

this has 100k notes and I knew someone who thought of this 2 years ago

(Source: humoristics, via miss0high-o)

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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(via sur3lis)

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

(via fuckedupknowledge)

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

(via abnormalspice)

frenzym:

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

Did you just recommend harry potter fans start murdering people today?

(via itsmemacleod)

rithychhay:

niggarazzi:


societysetstherules:

barbies-not-even-perfect:

kingshe:

armouring:

kingudamu:

n0vi:

landogrey:

hannahcolwell:

stigmatophiliac:



WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

whaat

what

WHAAAATTTTT

WHAT

shut the fuck uppppppppppp

my stomach is in my ass.

omg wtf just happened?!?! what was that?! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME OMG WTF

Crying what

MY HEAD HURTS


Amazing

rithychhay:

niggarazzi:

societysetstherules:

barbies-not-even-perfect:

kingshe:

armouring:

kingudamu:

n0vi:

landogrey:

hannahcolwell:

stigmatophiliac:

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

whaat

what

WHAAAATTTTT

WHAT

shut the fuck uppppppppppp

my stomach is in my ass.

omg wtf just happened?!?! what was that?! SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME OMG WTF

Crying what

MY HEAD HURTS

Amazing

(via dragonsandbuttsex)

streamly:

graembow:

tapdancers:


Heligan Botanical Garden

I threw up on that once! that was a fun school trip

That has to be my favourite comment ever

reminder that i uploaded this from flickr and that the credit is gone and has been gone for so long

streamly:

graembow:

tapdancers:

Heligan Botanical Garden

I threw up on that once! that was a fun school trip

That has to be my favourite comment ever

reminder that i uploaded this from flickr and that the credit is gone and has been gone for so long

(via waiting-for-nyc)

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

(via waiting-for-nyc)

*39

gay8:

retro as fuck i kinda dont wanna update it lmao

official-mens-frights-activist:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

end bi lion erasure

official-mens-frights-activist:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

end bi lion erasure

(via arianal-grande)

lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

(Source: lalunedejuin, via arianal-grande)

Fun Fact

williamshakespearethings:

When Shakespeare had enough money to purchase a coat of arms

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He put a falcon on it

Shaking

a Spear

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ShakingaSpear

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Shakespeare you master of puns

(via ho3)

gaycuddlelover:

Like no just no… People need to shut the fuck up cause they are level 1 assholes who have a special place in hell right next to satan

(Source: mynotsoseriouslifeasmac, via arianal-grande)